Thursday, June 9, 2022

The Evolution of OneUpGamer

 So a while ago, I wrote a post relating to KingMasterReview and his review of that crappy Sonic port for the GBA. I pointed out how it was a near verbatim copy of a review Spax3 made back then, and how much of an influence he had on the guy, thus getting him tarred time after. I had assumed he was the bottom of the barrel, but one day, I got curious, and I wanted to see if I could find a review made by another lesser individual.

I had thought his old videos were removed, but it turns out that wasn't the case. After watching the one review I recall, folks...

I feel like screaming right now, so what better thing to do it to than a a good ol' bad video? Videos. Okay 

One Up Gamer

Oneupgamer, real name Nicholas Friesen, came into the fold in 2009. This was during the advent of the Irate Gamer Sucks blog, when DLAbaoaqu was very popular, when DJCuell managed to get away with ripping DLA off, and this guy came about.

Nicholas originally made reviews of NES titles, mostly those based on 80s movies, and for a time a lot of his old reviews were unavailable. The channel was up, but he had hidden his old reviews, until one day he decided to honor his past because he had managed to carve a better name for himself. He was mercifully not included on Encyclopedia Dramatica's list of Video Game Reviewers, you may think because he was a kid at the time, but VIB113 was an exception, don't diss Contra goddamnit, but keep VIB in mind.

When it came to AVGN worship, age wasn't a big deal to people, as this kid got it up the ass through commentaries. These days, his comment sections are closed on his older reviews, but given how broken YouTube's notification system is, it makes small things unavoidable, no matter how hard you try. Maybe that's why one particular movie has become so contaminated to me, I can't help but see red with it, literally and figuratively.

Technical Stuff

Oneupgamer's unique, in terms of his production quality. Let me explain. Let's pretend there's no such thing as the Angry Video Game Nerd, wouldn't that be awesome. The quality of game reviewers at the time would always vary.

Some would incorporate decent production value mixed with filmmaking experience, such as Alexander4488.

Some would be low budget, high concept and yield some interesting results for whatever they had at their disposal, such as Irate Gamer and Spax3.

Some would use basic practical effects but display some basic editing and acting fundamentals (showing footage and reactions), like NC17 Productions, KingMasterReview, you know.

Some would do let's play style reviews, like Stanburdman and Hellsing920.

Some would do rant style reviews, where they would point the camera at the screen, like VIB113.

Now, what does Nicholas do? What do you get when you cross VIB's resources with Irate Gamer and Spax3's tendency to make sketches? And all you have is a camera that may very well be a cellphone?

When I saw Nicholas' older videos, I was floored with how cheap they are. Want to know how cheap it is? Title cards are represented through filming sheets of paper with the show name and creator credit written in black marker. That cheap. I've heard of DIY, but this... I'll give you an idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc7JZtdE3x4

When it comes to the reviews themselves, honestly he's a hell of a lot more blatant of ripping off AVGN than they made out others to be. He has stated lines and jokes by AVGN near verbatim, and it is especially common in his Nightmare on Elm Street review. He also happens to hate LJN, probably because James does, and it's his word against anyone else's. So much was foresaken for the sake of comedy.

But back on topic, I hate it when reviewers lift points from others verbatim, because half the time they have no idea what basis the points had to begin with. All they see is an obvious point they could use, and they'll run with it as much as they could. When you find out who made the point first, it's hard to see anyone else make it. I can understand why a lot of reviews got shit back then, because yeah, it's not right to ride off of existing material for your own gain. Some were more shameless than others, some just sucked that hard.

Instinctively, when you find yourself without a budget, you'd want to keep your review as simple as possible. But Nicholas had different plans. He incorporated sketches into his reviews, and yeah, he was a one-man show. These lack the cheese of Irate Gamer, the earnest nature of CNASN, they're too narrow, boring, and at most are non-sequiturs, the sketches in the former two at least fit the nature of their respective shows. Gaffs are very noticeable, and given that this is a basic editing job, there's no excuse. VIB113 had the excuse of coming up with what he said on the spot, because this was being recorded live, and KingMasterReview was already known for his rambles, and even he did a better job in hindsight.

He manages to make arguments AVGN did in his reviews, but completely avoided some stuff, like how the radio would wake you back up when you fall asleep in the Nightmare on Elm Street NES game. You can tell he borrowed points from AVGN, as he points them out before they actually occur. He was able to play that Bill and Ted NES game before James did, wish I would've made the claim James ripped Nicholas off, people's heads would explode, right after their asses catch fire.

But that was then

I would leave it off here, that he was just a kid with no hindsight making stuff in earnest, but for many, they can't remain gone forever. I mean I never thought VIB113 would come back, yet he did, and is otherwise still going on. Nicholas stayed on, but popped up sporadically, and he gradually got better, even earning a sign of approval from DLA.

I saw a review he posted of Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle and folks, I was amazed. Along with lampooning AVGN fanboys over rip-off stigmas, which for the record is quite satisfying once you realize how petty it was, his review was concise, well detailed (I had no idea most of the Crazy Castle games were repurposings of previous licenses, and only two were built from the ground up), and any odd jokes caught me by surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1FUINZ6m9M

It seems he pops up every now and again, but things had looked up for him immensely, and he can at least leave off on a good note. For a time, he had his older videos unavailable, but decided to bring them back. It's a good thing, because now people can look back at his older stuff, knowing he had improved very much since.

We got to a point where YouTube can become nostalgic, so it's interesting to see how someone has changed over the years, and look back on the past with fondness, no matter how many quirks it has.

Sunday, June 5, 2022

3 People You Never Knew Had NewGrounds Accounts

 In the early to mid 2000s, before YouTube was anything more than an idea, chances are you’d make yourself known on sites like deviantArt, FanFiction.net or NewGrounds. The latter has always been unique, as it was one of the earliest spots you can post video content of any kind. It is where the likes of Eddsworld and Smosh got their start, because where else could they share their stuff?

Now, you’d be surprised who started out on NewGrounds, so today, I’m gonna go over three users who are known everywhere else, those who started out on NewGrounds. You may recognize some, but not everyone does. Let's begin.

#3: AnimatedJames

Remember AnimatedJames? That animator on YouTube who was outed for having a fart fetish? Needless to say, he handled it in the worst way anyone could. Accepting it is fine, but being a douche about it is another thing. There was absolutely nothing that can save James in any regard, he had crappy art direction, bare basic ideas and humor and a demeanor that would suggest a big lack of staying power.

James has been gone for quite some time, I hope he wasn't driven to the end, but at the same time, he cannot make it back to the internet. I don't even want to see what C-Students would've been.

Anyhow, back to the topic at hand, James made a NewGrounds account back in 2008, this was his earliest account anywhere as far as I'm aware. A clue to its existence came from him mentioning a precursor to C-Students, Chaos High. On NewGrounds, this was split into two episodes, and uploads exist on YouTube.

So, with expectations that can't possibly go any lower, okay James, enlighten me.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/508710

One thing I like is that James doesn't deny the existence of the extended Sonic cast, everyone's here, even Big the Cat. Of course, everyone is reduced to a benign high school archetype. Almost forgot to mention, this is a high school type parody, more common than you think. It's so common, GothNebula did it. Also, Good Charlotte. Frankly, Clique is better.

I mean so far it's not horrible, beyond the fact that you can give these lines to just about anyone, and nixing the names, it would not compromise the plot too much, so far at least. I've noticed some serious gaffs, such as a scene where Tails is talking, and all that's seen is his mouth for no reason. Also, James seemed to have a bizarre habit of throwing in sound effects at the end of every punchline.

So basically, Sonic is trying to get Amy off his back, hijinks ensue, I question if the roles stated at the start are held or are just wishful thoughts. Sonic throws a ball at Amy's head with such intensity that you don't see it fly out of his hand.

Of course Amy walks out of trajectory and the ball hits the defacto bully in this, Vector, who near as I could tell is older than most of the other characters. I mean then again, Ed, Edd n' Eddy allowed two literal kids to attend high school.

Sonic places a call to Mighty the Armadillo, for some extra trivia, and now I feel like bringing up an inconsistency. James uses timecards with narration, but sometimes the cards don't appear, it's just a black screen with narration. Also, Sonic gets punched by Knuckles over a conversation apparently.

And the mouth animation against a plain background is back with a vengeance, as not even the background could remain consistent. Also Shadow appears here, and I think James has honored Shadow's derailment a bit too much. Also Amy's hopelessly delusional, so business as usual then? And Sonic decides to go all... you know what, I don't even want to finish.

He made another one, but it's split into two parts, and I have no idea how long these would be. But for now, I just wanted to give you an idea on where James' content was at, before it became, quite frankly, worse. Do you want Sonic characters in high school? Or do you want some cringey nonsense?

#2: Spax3

Yes, Spax3 had a NewGrounds account. I'm not bringing him up out of habit. For some, Spax needs no introduction, but if you're curious, Dylan the Night Owl covers every major facet of the guy, complete with an interview.

Spax was originally known as Spaction3, but would rebrand to Spax3 soon after. He created his deviantArt and NewGrounds accounts in 2004, though by his own admission, he didn't have the skills for it, yet not one to back down, he produced a flash cartoon.

Revenge of the PBJ Banana: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202665

Remember Peanut Butter Jelly Time? It was all over the place back then. When I saw this, as well as Spax's claims to not have any proper experience in flash, I didn't know what to expect.

So for this, Spax kills the PBJ banana, and we get an early voice role from him in that regard. The banana becomes a zombie, and is played through text to speech, thankfully not Speakonia, but rather iBook, which provides some variety to a dry collection of Speakonia videos (interesting fact, Spax did his work on Mac computers, iMovie is superior to Windows Movie Maker)

The banana sings the PBJ time song, and Spax kills himself, and that's it. It was short, simple, and for something made in 2004, I've seen far worse. For something made with little experience, this, like most of his old videos, have some charm to them. It's not that they were bad necessarily, it was just that a lot of his views bled into most of them, and his personal conduct just wasn't there, heck there are still some serious bumps, given what's going through his head.

But I'm happy to say I prefer this to Chaos High, for one thing it's shorter and less complicated. A lot of Spax's signature elements were present at this point, from him referring to himself as Alex/Ed, to the hoodie, to the copyright info. Also, I found some obscure trivia behind Spax's name and previous history. Apparently, he got his start on FanFiction.net in 2003, and he posted under the name SP Action Extreme 2 Noid. We got the meaning behind A.S.N. in Cartoon Network A.S.N. (Alex/Ed show network), and I think I found the meaning behind the name Spax (SP Action Extreme, SPAction, SPAeX), I guess the three reflects the year he joined the internet.

#1: Soulja Boy

Bet you didn't see this coming. The rapper, yes, the rapper, has a NewGrounds account. People seem to forget Soulja Boy had his roots with online content, running profiles on MySpace, YouTube, even deviantArt.

He joined in 2005, and actually has a few shorts in his collection, two are originals, two are based on his career. So I'm gonna go over an ample beginning, Super Damien.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253440

This is sorta like Dragon Ball Z, but with stick figures. But hey, this has some impressive animation, and shows the taste in music Soulja Boy had, would you ever guess he liked 36 Crazyfists and Slipknot?

He didn't realize his true calling, but I suppose hadn't it been for him, musicians online would never be taken seriously. Did you know Soulja Boy had the honor of being allowed to post a live action video on NewGrounds? The only other people to have this honor were the Numa Numa guy and Smosh I believe.

Final Thoughts

If there's one thing I learned, the shorter and sillier the flash, the better it is. Soulja Boy wins for the best short on the list, Spax made a surprisingly okay short given his lack of resources (but isn't that was James Rolfe is lauded for, constantly) and is at least honest about it, James... it's certainly James alright. Bringing you the high school experience, straight up, no nuance, but maybe it's better than his later stuff, who knows?

Know of anyone else who started out on NewGrounds?