Wednesday, June 21, 2023

LTA: Primos

 Another day another controversial show is in the works. Primos. A new cartoon is coming to Disney Channel, and it somehow managed to piss nearly everyone off. But I’m not gonna focus on that. Is the series looking to be as bad as it seems? Probably not, short answer. Read on for the long one.

Primos is a series centering on the life of a Hispanic girl having to put up with her siblings, a huge amount of siblings. I know this may seem familiar to you, but that’s because it is. 

On the surface, Primos looks like another generic bean cartoon, one certain members of the cartoon community would latch onto because it has a young female lead, that’s not the case here…

But back on track, it seems like this is meant to be Disney’s answer to The Casagrandes, or The Loud House. Let’s face it, TV shows that have a large family, as in siblings, relatives, the like, aren’t as common as you think, especially as both of these have those reaching the double digits. They wanted something to get Nickelodeon’s audiences with, the creator of Primos just so happened to be the first to offer.

It seems this will be about a girl trying to make it through life but it is complicated by her siblings. Not helping with the Loud House parallels here.

It seems like Disney had little thought to how to handle a series with a predominantly Spanish cast of characters, I mean with stuff like Encanto they could give a shit, but it's clear representation is second to marketability, as they wanted a cute series they could push to said Loud House audience and get a similar following. It didn't work.

It doesn't work because Disney is handling it, and they seem to have a more cynical attitude toward representation, as in, doing it for the sake of doing it and getting relevance, why else is every instance of representation their first a lot of the time? I feel Primos personifies such cynicism, and does absolutely nothing with it.

If it were up to me, Primos would be a show about a girl falling out with her Spanish roots and is caught between two different cultures, trying to make the best of either. There is a lot more to this show, but I don't want to accidentally bury the lead here.

All I can say is that Primos looks like it's gonna bomb hard, not that the creatives are making things any better.

Monday, June 19, 2023

3 shows I was wrong about

Change is a part of life, no matter what Jordan Fringe may indirectly imply. All it takes is time. For a while now I had claimed I hated several shows I used to watch when I was younger, whether I was just spiting a community I wanted nothing to do with, or I just never bothered to actually watch the series again just to see if it's as bad as I remember. Since then, much has changed, and I'm gonna list three shows I've either become a fan of again, or I respect at the very least. It will go from least likely to watch to a filler spot to most likely.

Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi

When I first saw this show, I liked it alright. It didn't stand out to me but I tuned in anyhow. Because this show focuses on young females with a colorful style, it is inevitable that it attracts some interesting fans. BenTheLooney beckons. A lot of what I had to say about this show was based on a complete misunderstanding. I had assumed this was trying to be an anime attempting to mimic shows from the 60s, and I was especially harsh to the almost literal art direction taken for Ami and Yumi, and Julie, and Kaz for the most part.

Let's be real, Renegade Animation, company behind this, has initially stuck to a retro aesthetic with a majority of their shows and it's in full display here. I take it Ami, Yumi, and those other two losers took on the look they did for the sake of standing out from other characters, near as I could tell other characters from Japan in the show don't look this way so that's my best possible theory. They go for the most obvious anime tropisms because they wanted to stay true to this montra; "An anime done with the aesthetics of a classic cartoon, or something like that."

I can forgive the otherwise basic flash animation because either they just didn't have the budget to go further, or because it was entirely intentional for the retro aesthetic, and with that the plots would be simple to match. I guess if they had gone for more blatant Japanese elements then I question how well it would turn out, but at the end of the day, it's a cartoon series done in the vein of retro cartoons that just so happens to focus on a Japanese pop duo, if you like Puffy this is obviously up your alley.

Only things I don't like is how often the tides turn in favor of Ami, and even when it seems like she would learn otherwise things would go into her favor. I'm just saying, Yumi did something out of selflessness to help Ami achieve something wrought through selfishness. The other thing is that I don't like Grey DeLisle, hear her enough times and you're bound to get sick of her, her range is more limited than people are willing to admit.

I probably won't watch the series again, but I certainly have more respect for it now than I did before.

Ed, Edd n’ Eddy

So the Kankers prevail a few too many times and thus the entire series sucks, eh?

Yeah, I have no idea what I was thinking when I decided I hated the show. It stood the test of time, it was like no other Cartoon Network show when it came out, and it didn't take long for me to see that light again. I owe my negative feelings on it to the show's fifth season.

The fifth season, along with changing the setting for the most part and marking the show's shift to digital animation, marked some serious changes, and not for the better. Getting the smaller stuff out of the way, it feels like school for the most part was an afterthought, because they had to get Sarah and Jimmy in there somehow, and it seems less like they're amping up the comedic factor and more like they take a general idea and just roll with it with minimal thought, like mugging. I can forgive changes for the sake of switching things up every now and then, but any problem the previous seasons had are amped up to a considerable degree. I made a post talking about the fifth season a while back, so check it out if you wanna know more about what I thought.

While that season technically had the most terrible episodes, even what is considered to be the very worst in the series, it has its fans and I can't deny them it, but if you haven't seen the show in a while, please go in order, the fifth season could make or break your experience with it, take it from someone whose been there.

And it's not even the incorporation of a new setting, because that should be forgivable if the writing can justify it, I mean it's not as bad as someone suddenly coming into money, or a family having a new child (imagine the strokes they'd have if they learn about Andy Keaton), or getting a haircut, oh, and god forbid someone decides to lose some weight-

Yeah I've still yet to find a good reason to hate Disney's Doug, or Jordan Fringe is full of shit.

Camp Lazlo

Even I'm still surprised how quickly I got back into this.

Okay, in the past I wrote the show off as promoting toxic positivity and this being a sign Joe Murray was starting to regress... then I actually bothered to watch the show. My biggest hangup was the assumption Lazlo was ignorant as hell, but I was wrong. He's just very optimistic, and it's within reason most of the time. I was able to find context to scenes that put me off from watching the show again, and episodes I'd normally hate would become some of my favorites.

And it's funny, utterly funny. Rocko's Modern Life popularized adult innuendos in kids shows with the masses, and while Camp Lazlo is more straight-forward, there're still some glimpses of hidden adult jokes, good ones in general, a lot of it still got a laugh out of me as an adult, and the characters are all very likable. Episodes seemed annoying to me time ago, but when you give them enough thought, it'd be easy to understand why things turn out the way they do.

Also, I give mad props to Meat Man for committing to a very dark story.

This is number 1 because I've actually wound up seeing more episodes than I expected to, it's that good. There're still some episodes I would prefer not to see again, but that's something that goes for every show.

Conclusion

Sometimes it's worth it to go back to shows you initially hated, I know it was for me. Now, you may think this is a good opportunity for me to go for other shows I bash frequently... prepare for disappointment.

A lot of the other shows, I just have no good will for anymore. I want to avoid PowerPuff Girls like the plague, seriously fans of that show are nuts, you gotta draw the line when people whine about using a more familiar design indigenous with, you know, the main characters. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends was the first show I recall hating...

And you already know where I stand with Teen Titans, if I feel I could dissect many of the episodes, there's no going back from it. And that's just going by shows I've actually seen in full. Let's be real, sad as it seems, there're just some shows we can never get back into.

I knew someone was gonna ask.

Saturday, June 10, 2023

Spawn Review

I'll be blunt, I don't have the best relationship with comic book cartoons. I'm able to appreciate some of them these days like the Incredible Hulk cartoons, but I feel a lot of them fall into the same series of tropes and cliches that basically make them as run of the mill as an animated sitcom, I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this. Now, comic book adaptations, familiarities aside, are enjoyable if you're into that scene, though it's hard to deny most of them have some serious issues. They could be forgivable if they came out at a time long before a gold standard is set like the old Marvel cartoons, but for stuff like She-Hulk Attorney at Law and DC Superhero Girls...

At your own risk.

But when it comes to shows like those, either I avoid it knowing I'd have little good to say about it, or I give it a shot after seeing some clips and I'll see how I feel about it from there, and here we are now.

Background

Spawn is a comic book character created by Image Comics co-founder Todd McFarlane, and one of many Image properties that received a hell of a lot of interest. In the mid-90s, Spawn received a massive marketing push, from video games, to toys, to movies and a television series, and for better or worse they saw the light of day. Though I imagine it was through marketing people became familiar with Spawn, I know I was.

My first exposure to Spawn was through a trailer for the 1997 film that turned up on an old VHS tape I had. I was unfamiliar with the character and assumed this was some B movie tribute, Spawn was a mutant and Clown was an evil wacky political figure or something. If you want my opinion on the film, I can understand why some things about it were changed compared to the comics, like changing Terry Fitzgerald's race and removing Chapel, but whether it was Todd's influence or not, it feels like people actually cared during its production, as nearly everything else is done to properly replicate elements of the comics, Michael Jai White did a good job as Spawn and John Leguizamo absolutely nailed Clown. You can certainly do a lot worse when it comes to superhero films, especially New Line Cinema titles released during that period. After all, 97 was the year of Annihilation.

As for the series it's another interesting coincidence. I left a comment praising the animation in the music video for Korn's Freak on a Leash, and I said yeah, I want to see a cartoon animated like this. Someone recommended Todd MacFarlane's Spawn to me, and after a few years I got around to checking it out... just to find context for a scene I saw on YouTube. Although going through it, it seemed more familiar than I expected, like I watched this long ago in reruns, or my folks actually let me watch it, I know they let me watch The Sopranos with them.

Let's just get into the series proper.

Plot and Characters

This won't be a plot summary, but just to get you into the loop, Spawn centers on Al Simmons, a government assassin who is betrayed by his partner and killed. He bargains with Satan stand-in Malebolgia in order to return to earth and reunite with his wife Wanda, but as his death was arson-based he is rendered disfigured, and now sent to recruit souls to join Malebolgia's army, in this case, souls of those who have done wrong and would be destined for hell.

This is made clear early on, so even if you haven't read the comics you can at least jump right in without needing that much knowledge of the character. An adaptation works best when you don't need to be immediately familiar with the initial source material. With so many adaptations taking on radically different directions with little connection to the sources that originated them, it's a huge mess.

However, that doesn't mean you'd be losing some context if you're new to the series, and it shows for a lot of the characters. I'm not aware of their allegiances, motivations or overall relevance to the plot, so admittedly I had to look them up so I have some idea to what to expect, especially when each are well written characters in their own right. Firstly, Angela. She had only made one appearance in the animated series proper. I had assumed she would be a bounty hunter sent to kill Spawn, and I was kinda right. At least somewhere in the comics she was initially sent by heaven to destroy Spawn, it fails but not on black and white terms. The role was kinda switched by the end of the series, where Jade was given the role. I heard this was due to legal issues between Todd and Neil Gaiman and if the latter had no role in the series that could've spelt trouble, although Angela would've appeared in the show's fourth season had the series kept going.

But when it comes to Spawn characters outside of those immediately connected to Spawn, I've gotta talk about Sam and Twitch. Now, on the surface they appear to either be corrupt cops or those who would become a thorn in Spawn's side, but basic research and getting through the series revealed that wasn't so. In truth, Sam and Twitch are poised as being good cops in a precinct riddled with corruption, that point being made especially clear in the show's last season, when beforehand they were just investigating incidents Spawn either had a hand in or happened to be at the right place at the right time for. People like to immediately depict cops as outright corrupt, whether it comments on police brutality or just pokes fun at them, so it's nice to see something not only serve as antithesis to that, but maintain its commentary on corruption in the police force. Even when said commentary is on the nose, it's at least relevant to the plot and key characters and carried out in a way that makes either character shine, from reflecting Sam's genuine care for justice beyond his more loutish nature, to Twitch's bravery, determination and analytical nature.

I certainly thought they were great, and so did everyone else. They not only got a cameo in the 1997 film, but they even got a spin-off comic series.

Clown, aka the Violator, marks the perfect balance between entertaining and sadistic, or just one who delights in fucking with people's minds. He was summoned to ensure Spawn kills those with souls to be damned to be recruited into Malebolgia's army. The film portrays him as more comedic but otherwise in line with his comic depiction, while the animated series is the latter in full force, either works for the material they are given. On the opposite extreme, Cogliostro, once the Black Knight who had managed to escape Malebolgia's grasp, seeks to help Spawn avoid a similar fate. Regretfully in the comics he becomes a villain, but hey as long as it wasn't so he could get into the pants of a deviantArt OC so be it. This seems to be a later occurrence in the comics so the animated series was spared from one of the most desperate attempts at drama since ever.

Of course there're people who're relevant to Spawn's former life as Al Simmons, and this series does not take those details for granted. He wants desperately to see his Wanda one last time and he takes the opportunities, only for her to be appropriately disturbed by what is now at his disposal. His best friend Terry married her and had a child, and though Spawn was appropriately angry that he got further than he did, he realized it wasn't out of malice and at least found closure on that. Spawn was even able to confront his physical killer, Chapel, and of course he wouldn't show any mercy, having him live with the guilt, but having the strength to not have his soul claimed by Malebolgia. Finally, Jason Wynn, basically the whole reason things fell into place. Spawn indirectly served as a key to unlocking Wynn's corrupt practices, including black market trading. Whenever he strikes, he sends others to do so and is determined to keep his conquests in check. However, after becoming severely burned from a mythical mask, apparently the unmade fourth season would've had him seek redemption... either apologizing to Spawn or trying to have his soul be made pure so he can go to heaven, though the latter seems to be the case as he feared his actions against Al Simmons would catch up to him.

The seasons can be summed up like this.

The first season exists to establish Spawn and his motivations, as well as him settling into Rat City, an alleyway serving as a sanctuary for the homeless, and one where a number of shady dealings take place no doubt thanks to Wynn and for the first season, Tony Twist, who is promptly dealt with after Spawn makes quick work of Overt-kill, whom Twist sends to deal with a stake in their affairs.

The second season sees Spawn confronting Chapel and Terry finding himself scrutinized by Wynn after learning of his black market dealings, while Spawn is seen as a protector of Rat City. This also sees the introduction of Washington Post reporter Lisa Wu, who is soon revealed to be Jade, which the third season would confirm. As for the third season, Spawn realizes he can no longer get back to his old life as Wanda outright rejects him out of pure fear, a series of events would help clear Terry and expose Wynn, Twitch would survive an attempted assassination by his and Sam's superior officer and confirm his connection to Wynn, Jade willingly gives up after discovering Spawn's humanity is stronger than prior hellspawns she was sent to kill, and by dying a warrior's death she can maintain a place in heaven, and the series ends with Spawn wanting his humanity back. To some, this seems like a bad end, but this can be seen a number of ways, like how he is willing to be dead, knowing he's now a burden to those he cares about and can never live the life that was yanked from him, while realizing those who have wronged him were dealt with

Acting

Keith David as Spawn is complicated, because it isn’t Keith David playing Spawn, just Keith David. All that changes role to role is the script and the direction. Play his Spawn with his Goliath (Gargoyles) and I’m sure you’d find some similarities. Of course that isn’t to say it’s a bad performance by any stretch, but I can’t say the voice is necessarily unique. About the only time it seemed sorta different was when he played Atlas in Teen Titans.

But to be fair, let's bring up another example of an actor who is well recognized for one role, even though it's a similar performance across the board. Lisa Ortiz is often considered to be the superior actor for Amy Rose. However, if you've seen other 4Kids dubs, you'd realize it's the same voice most of the time. But, that can be forgiven if the role suits a character better than others. Lisa is to Amy what Keith is to Spawn, and he gets it down solid, an emotionally broken man who is cold to the world and those who seek to harm him and those he cares about.

Then there's one of the more interesting actors for Tony Twist, interesting in that he's played by the same guy, James Keane, who played Mr. Green on Hey Arnold!, and I say it that way because Hey Arnold! came before Spawn's animated adaptation. Keane also played Sam in this show, so it turns out he has more range than I'd expect of him.

And there’s not a single piece of Tara Strong or Grey DeLisle to be heard, it’s a breath of fresh air. We do however get Kath Soucie, sure, I'm okay with that, I know little of her personal life and her voice isn't as obnoxiously stale and repetitive as Grey DeLisle's, and she isn't a raging bitch like Tara Strong. Bite me.

But that's not all. We got the voice of Mulan playing Jade, James Hong; guy from the Seinfeld episode The Chinese Restaurant doing a role, Jennifer Jason Leigh got to play a character one time too, and there's a rule that says if it exists, Eric Roberts has to lend his voice one time. Inherently, it's a mixture of actors either not entirely in the loop of traditional voice acting or already are, and it can work, I know it did here.

Layers

There is some hidden complexity within even the smallest of things. Take for instance Spawn's encounter with that bad cop in the fifth episode. He threatens Gareb, but his anger was due to the stress of seeing one of his right hand cops and others literally blown up by a deranged priest who turns out to be Clown. Of course you wouldn't root for the cop but you kinda understand what led him to go bad, even get some irony of Spawn making him a message board, and after getting killed by Clown he gets the message about Spawn's presence to Sam and Twitch. This actually helps to give more weight and motivation to later scenes, for instance, Twitch's encounter with Spawn. Spawn has already determined cops to be outright crooked, but Twitch manages to demonstrate a stronger moral compass, and bravery in the name of learning the truth, and Spawn returns the favor with a warning, which really is him being nice.

You can even see such strong motivations with the other characters. Wynn is a uniformly corrupt individual, but he fears for his life upon realizing what he had created in Spawn, and he becomes determined to destroy him to save his own ass. Clown can seem like a hardass, but it's kind of his job, he wants to make sure Spawn fulfills his obligations. Terry married Wanda, but he never meant to infringe on foreign territory, and Chapel seemed to express repressed guilt over killing Al, before it drove him insane. Then Sam and Twitch, throughout the entire series leading up to a hell of a finish, and of course Jade which not only put her through an arc but helped better establish Spawn's humanity.

A great show is more than the sum of its parts, and I feel Spawn went above and beyond in that regard. It's really something you have to see for yourself.

The Animation

I was directed to this series because I loved the animation in the Freak on a Leash video, and I was not disappointed here. The animation was produced in house at HBO, and they also worked on Hot City which came out around the same time. MadHouse are credited to producing the show's title sequence. MadHouse is a prevalent anime production company, but they've had a hand in some American productions. For instance, they produced the animation for the second season of Street Fighter: The Animated Series.

However, MadHouse merely served as a contractor for other companies. In the first season, animation was split between KoKo Enterprises, Sheen Production and Sung Production. Koko were involved in quite a bit, producing the animation for the first season of Static Shock, Superman The Animated Series and took on animation services for Men in Black: The Series after the first season. For the second season it looks like MadHouse took on a more direct role in animation production alongside DR Movie. DR Movie also happened to produce the animation for Men in Black: The Series, but also produced the third season for Avatar: The Last Airbender, episodes of The Batman including The Batman Vs. Dracula, one episode of Teen Titans, they helped produce the Death Tome segment in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXXIII, DC Superhero Girls, Justice League/Unlimited, they did one episode of Street Fighter, Masters of the Universe: Revelation, oh, they even did Loonatics Unleashed and High Guardian Spice.

It's important I highlight the more anime type shows and lesser stuff to demonstrate how subtle their work is on a visual basis in Spawn, but soon.

Okay, back on track, the last season was handled through Mook Co., who produced the first season of Men in Black: The Series, Swat Katz: Radical Squadron and the Scooby-Doo direct-to-video films from Zombie Island to Cyber Chase. At first I thought they were the ones behind the entire series, but I was wrong.

With Todd McFarlane playing a major role in the series' development, either he'd have plenty of freedom to take advantage of, or he's just there to make people happy. Okay this isn't going anywhere, what I'm trying to say is that things are drawn and animated to act like a direct translation of the comics. It's a huge contrast to the overt anime aesthetics and overtones present in other comic book adaptations. Now, it seems like most comic book adaptations outsource their work to Japan or equivalent studios in Korea in order to better replicate the action, but somewhere along the line people cut the middleman and decided to bank on the growing popularity of anime in the states.

Or maybe I'm overthinking it.

Spawn's animation is great, but far from perfect. They tend to take shortcuts and reuse animations, but most shows do and they're not as blatant as say... The Real Ghostbusters in its twilight seasons. Of course it's of no hinderance to the constant action going on, it isn't too complex, but it isn't too simple either. The art design provides a gritty appearance that compliments Spawn quite nicely, if it was overtly anime-esque, it would lose its punch, its grit, and just be a faceless series.

Senseless Comparisons


In a way, I feel that Spawn set a good standard for comic book shows that seek to be dark, well Batman: TAS aside. There're a lot of shows I can compare Spawn with, so let's begin with another series adapted from an Image Comics series, Invincible.

The differences are night and day. Spawn employs a more grounded comic translated appearance, while Invincible embraces the anime schtick wholeheartedly. It feels like a Cartoon Network action show from the mid-late 2000s but with blood and cursing, and of course their brand of humor. It can be enjoyed on a surface level, but when someone comes along and does it better, it's hard to really deny that.

Take the introductions of Monster Girl there and Angela here. With the introduction of Angela, you get a quick hint to her hero appearance, and when she goes into the alley you expect her to show her powers, but she just uses melee and anything subtle. You’d expect her to go full hero, but they don’t play into it, all you’d expect is for those creeps to get their asses handed to them, just no way of knowing how.

With Monster Girl, it's like this. There's a character who looks like she doesn't belong there. She is provoked into showing her power, this has been done. Now, it can be done right, don't get me wrong. Take Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes' introduction to She-Hulk in the sure. Yes, she is shown at the start of the episode, but you know who we don't see right away? Jennifer Walters. Hence, it's possible to be surprised by its reveal for those who haven't read the comics, and yeah, the series features somewhat different takes on existing Marvel characters so there is a chance to be surprised. Not to mention, they didn't mention her name, like Invincible did with Monster Girl, thus eliminating any sense of surprise and dragging it out to make it look like a huge reveal. I'm just saying.

Next up, let's resurrect an old punching bag of mine for some extra blows, Teen Titans. Spawn did an episode that tackled racism, but handled it in the best possible way, show, don't tell. You would think they would make it where Terry or Spawn are maligned for being African American, but no, they have a psychopath who kills African Americans for dark intent, and the racist motivation behind it isn't stated outright. This episode has enough faith in its viewers to let them connect the dots, whereas Teen Titans spoonfeeds the message, pussyfoots around directly focusing on those who would face prejudice, because Tamaranians don't exist, and above all, rather than take the opportunity to incorporate lore from the comics, they make up a character that exists solely to push the message.

And yes, Static Shock tackled racism direct, but they handled it better by committing to the kind of racism people are the most aware of, and I'm happy that episode is getting more and more recognition for it, while Troq isn't as much. Consider this a segway into the next section.

Getting Away With It

Spawn was able to get away with a lot of stuff, though some would argue it was because it aired on a premium cable network and at a time when kids would likely be asleep, midnight to be exact. That's a good argument, but I feel that any show, anywhere could get away with stuff, well, beyond overt gruesomeness and gratuity, whether it's premium or basic cable, network television or syndication. To better explain my point, let's refer to Stripperella, Static Shock and Swat Katz.

Stripperella aired on a basic cable channel, and if you didn't get the idea from the title, it's a show about a superhero who happens to be a stripper, and yes, that profession is shown full stop. In spite of that, there's more to the show than it. Stripperella feels like it's trying to pay tribute to silver age comic stories, or just parody the genre, or maybe Stan Lee was clearing his desk drawers, I dunno. What I'm trying to say is that they got away with showing T&A on basic cable, lest the copy I saw was sourced from a DVD, but hey, they were wiling. For syndication, let's turn to Swat Katz. This show got a way with quite a bit, especially for stuff I bashed Teen Titans for skimping on, like characters going insane for whatever reason, even death, with some gruesome killings shown, shadow or not. Now yes, syndication lacks the standards network television does, hence producers were able to get away with a hell of a lot more, but what about that network example? Networks are ones that crack down on no-no stuff the most often.

Well... Static Shock.

Racism focused episode aside, Static Shock went dark a decent amount of times, and they never held back for anything. They made it clear Virgil's mom died under harsh circumstances, they highlight her death and the impact on the family, they put one character in critical condition as a wake-up call for Virgil to take his heroic obligations seriously, the first episode featured a gang war, hell, need I remind you of Jimmy, where a gun is blatantly shown, well, again, in a straight up depiction of a potential school shooting, oh, need I forget how the weapon is fired and someone gets hurt, on network television.

But wait, isn't The WB technically a cable network, same with Cartoon Network, beyond Kids WB shows airing on WB affiliates in syndication? I mean Teen Titans was also in the same boat as Static Shock, but you could argue Static Shock did a hell of a lot more than Teen Titans did in highlighting serious issues, and above all committing to genuinely dark stories. I'd argue that Static Shock serves as a kids equivalent to Spawn for going above and beyond, showing writers genuinely cared about making engaging content, and Spawn just helped inspire me to see just how it could be done, or how it has been.

Now, if you really want to see the differences in impact an episode could have, compare Teen Titans' Haunted to Spawn's Home, Bitter Home.

Relationship

As far as how I feel about the show, I have the same relationship with it that I do with Koala Man. Both of them are great shows and vouching for their quality is a hill I'd be happy to die on. The issue is that I don't like to participate in discussions of either, because I know where they'd lead. Spawn got cancelled too soon, Koala Man was created by the same guy behind Smiling Friends, do the math. I still like the shows, but I know it can go south if I encounter the wrong people.

Not only did I bring up Koala Man for that, but because both represent the best of two sides of a superhero show. Koala Man is a well written comedy with glimpses of character complexity and motivations made clear, all in series about a man coping with his past and a midlife crisis, I guess. Meanwhile, Spawn is a well written horror drama with clever dialog helping to provide some relief every once in a while. Bringing back Teen Titans just to get this out, Koala Man is set in an absurdist world so you can take the weird things happening as a given and they let the jokes flow without resorting to tropisms to get a laugh out, and Spawn has every right to commit to more gruesome acts, both because of its midnight slot on a premium network and already being based on a gruesome comic book series.

I don't know how else to end this, so let's go on.

Do I Want to see More?

So, seeing what I've said, do I want Spawn to get another season? Well the answer to that, is no. I don't. You're probably confused, lest you've seen my philosophy before. The thing about continuing, what if the ending turns out to be a letdown? A journey is only as good as the destination, if the end sucks it will drag down the experience of the rest of the series because you know that’s how it will end and there is nothing you can do about it, Camp Lazlo and Star Vs. beckon. There's also the matter if one more season is gonna be enough, will people be fine with that, or will they just keep asking for more? Ask for an inch, but take a mile. And of course people can indirectly kill the good will in seeing things continue. I never want to see Infinity Train or Glitch Techs with how clingy people are to those.

Then there's the matter of unintentional cockiness, had with shows like Sonic SatAM and Teen Titans, where they immediately end with either a cliffhanger, or a downer, something to gaslight people into thinking they want more. My philosophy on television shows go like this, treat every season finale like it's your series finale, leave off on a note that you can pick up the pieces on or satisfying enough to accept, which is something Spawn did, by having Spawn reaffirm his want to be human. You may say he hardly evolved, I'd say you're confused. Spawn wanting his humanity suggests he knows he can't get his old life back, but also won't be the leader of Malebolja's army, he is willing to die, but we don't see it. It could've been worse.

Okay yes, there's the matter of Spawn impregnating Wanda with a child that would serve as a decider for the fate of the world, but it would take a long time before the baby would be able to make a conscious decision and act on it. There's another element to the fourth season, but I'm not gonna bring it up, knowing how people on Twitter would lose their minds and that's another series thoroughly ruined by total goons.

Final Thoughts

Spawn is an underrated gem, for sure, but given the climate of cartoon culture, maybe it's for the best not that many people know about it, let this be like a secluded spot a select few people know about, a well kept secret not tainted by idiots, like Mission Odyssey. 

I would say HBO turning away from animation after Spawn and Hot City concluded ironically predicted the state of HBO Max, but then you realize stuff like The Life and Times of Tim and The Ricky Gervais Show existed.

Monday, April 10, 2023

My Impressions of My Adventures with Superman

So recently a 16 minute teaser of My Adventures with Superman dropped, and people seem to really enjoy it. I can already tell why, but I'm not gonna get into that yet. I first heard about it through a promotional image, revealing that Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen got a design overhaul for this series. Now, I'm not upset they did this, because this isn't something isolated to new productions alone. For instance, Alicia from Fantastic Four had her race swapped in World's Greatest Heroes, and Nick Cage is perhaps the biggest example of a race swap relating to a comic universe.

That aside, this would be an isolated series so one should expect changes to be a part of it. Now I know sixteen seconds seems to be too short to build off expectations, but if you have a keen eye you can build off of something short and determine if you want to give it more of a chance. You see enough shows you can basically call things right away.

And with that mentality, I can conclude that My Adventures with Superman looks like it'll be incredibly generic.

First offense to me, is the art direction. When you look at the trailer and the show's art style, what shows come to mind in terms of look and overall feel?

  • Ben 10
  • Ben 10 2 Electric Boogaloo
  • Generator Rex
  • Invincible
  • Teen Titans
  • TMNT Back to the Sewer in some lights
  • Jackie Chan Adventures
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • The Legend of Korra
  • That 2011 Thundercats reboot only a handful remember
Okay so what I automatically assume these shows are one in the same? Sorta. The big draw here is that each use a similar art direction, a typically anime-esque direction. This is the way to go for shows with a higher emphasis on action, but at this rate it has become overused. Lest the exact same art director is behind every single one of these, it seems like companies use this style as a template more than anything else.

Allow me to perch myself atop the hill I vowed to die on, but even most adult animated sitcoms look more visually distinct than a stark bulk of action drama shows. In instances where they look similar it's typically because they bring on the same art director or they're helmed by the same creators who have their own visual identity. I'm just saying, throw Superman into Ben 10's world and he'd fit seamlessly.

People gravitate to animated action dramas so it seems they're more than willing to turn a blind eye to the cliches held by these shows. In other words, bias.

With a show embodying the same style as its contemporaries, I can say with confidence the writing would reflect that as well, ticking the same boxes as other shows like it. I can count on a generic romantic subplot being incorporated for instance.

I know I keep bringing this up, but that's because it seems like I'm the only one who's willing to call this shit out. Nothing should be exempt from being called cliche, and My Adventures with Superman is looking to be equally shameless. Lest it does something to shake up the formula, I'm not interested because I'd be setting myself up for disappointment watching it.

Why watch something I know I'm going to hate? Why give something a chance when my impressions are low and I'd not like it regardless? This could be all I'd say, I'm not interested in watching it because I feel I can expect a lot of familiar stuff to happen, the action drama genre has worn thin for me and it's becoming one in the same and nobody is eager to see that change.

Monday, April 3, 2023

Why I hate Mystery Incorporated

 I have talked about Velma twice. Would've been thrice, but that would be with a claim to how Return to Zombie Island may be worse, and something tells me I'd regret making it. But I've seen a recurring trend with the show, and that's people clambering for Mystery Incorporated.

I remember watching Mystery Incorporated when it was new, and let me tell you... that show made zero impact on me. I watched it, only because there was little else I wanted to watch back then. The only shows I ever followed religiously were those made for Fox, Mystery Incorporated was just something I would watch for a lack of anything else.

Comparing Mystery Incorporated to Velma is like comparing where you get shot, whether it be in the head or the lung, all that's different is the survival rate, and either way you'd be shot and it'd be painful. If I were to take a shot I'd take it in the thigh because there is a chance I'd not only survive but keep my leg, and in that I'd watch Be Cool Scooby Doo.

But why am I being so hostile? Let's break this down the best I can.

Fanfiction

You remember Fifty Shades of Grey? That book which was initially written as fan fiction but would go on to become a legitimate book? It feels like we're dealing with a similar situation with this series. Someone's old deviantArt fan fiction was pitched to Cartoon Network as they were looking to back a new Scooby-Doo series, they got desperate and someone decided to show off this kick ass story they wrote, and there we go.

Now, in this situation something like that would appeal to a young demographic, it's familiar and I'd be lying if I'd say no one is into that kind of stuff. For instance, shipping drama. Someone's Shalma ship was put on full display for most of the episodes. Just saying, it and many other elements would feel right at home in the body of a story someone wrote for fun.

Not that it's bad, I've just seen this done one time too many and I've rarely seen anything that pokes fun at common conventions, just telling the same tale with enough variation to make it stand out.

The Overall Tone

The only thing about this show that kinda stands out for me is most of the jokes, even if most of them have punchlines you can see coming half the time. This is a drama show with comedic elements, but otherwise maintains a straight atmosphere. But even so, it feels like there're some very choppy jumps between more serious moments and more comedic moments, and those intended to come off as surprising either feel forced or predictable.

Most jokes are handled through dry deliveries and occasional sight gags that are often telegraphed, like The Dog Dies (why else would they hang on that sign for so long?) or on the nose like that Scrappy Doo cameo; What's New Scooby Doo did it better because there was a lighter set-up to it, here it's like a stab at the character's infamy, but handled poorly.

At the end of the day humor's subjective, even when it was new it didn't even get anything out of me.

There are also times the show makes references to certain trends. Anyone remember Pants on the Ground? Well they did that mixed with a node to flashy pants and that episode's antagonist being a washed up musician. It's a cardinal sin in any show to feature a reference to relevant popular culture, lest said reference has enough staying power to sustain itself with later viewings. What, was it meant to reflect that the song would be destined to be a one hit wonder? That people would forget the song eventually? Is this a cringe meta joke made before cringe meta jokes became common place?

One joke that really bothered me was when Mister E. gave the gang a clue, there is a swordfish, Daphne is able to immediately diffuse it and everyone else doesn't figure it out. I felt the seconds slip away from me as I saw this, even the first time.

Familiarities

Now, cliches, they aren't objectively bad, but people treat them like they automatically ruin a series. They levy this toward more comedic shows, and yet they go radio silent when darker shows do them. Just because a certain drama isn't as common that doesn't mean it should be held above criticism of what people considers an objective issue for any show. Especially for a series that people claim broke the mold on Scooby-Doo shows.

Allow me to list common cliches or whatever I could find.

  • Having the Monster of the Week formula for a majority of the episodes alongside more serialized elements.
  • Romantic tension between main characters; Shaggy and Velma for a majority of the series.
  • A strained friendship between main characters; Shaggy and Scooby.
  • An angsty detachment between characters that were once an item; Fred and Daphne.
  • Even going as far as doing an angsty song to tie it all together; Daphne.
  • Fan service and references to old stuff; the return of the Hex Girls as well as a stab at Scrappy Doo, mentioning the identity of the Creeper, when it turns out that went nowhere just to cover up that girl's connection to this mysterious figure that the serialization is based off of.
  • A character becomes evil due to greed and serves as a thorn to the characters' side; Pericles entire arc.
  • Another older mystery solving gang disappearing under unknown circumstances.
  • The parents of Mystery Incorporated are against the kids solving mysteries.
  • Someone has daddy issues.
  • Often telegraphed jokes.
Its been done, it's right at home in most fan fiction, and a majority of these are commonplace in drama shows, often done verbatim. Why am I saying this like it's a problem? If people can claim a show is bad through cliches alone, why do we have to turn a blind eye on most shows? Every genre has its own batch of cliches.

I can forgive comedies for cliches because humor is subjective, they tell their jokes and who knows, maybe it's funny to some people. With drama, it feels like the same story told twice, people enjoy dramas for mostly the same reasons. If you're able to predict something happening before it does, it symbolizes weak writing. A truly good show should not have scenes that would be suited for a bingo card. It's especially bad for more serious shows because if the writing sucks, the experience will feel hollow.

If there were more dramas than comedies I'm sure the shoe would be on the other foot. If a show receives that much praise it would be held to more scrutiny as a result, because people would want to see if such an honor is deserved.

It's good because it's familiar

I stress my statements on cliches because I feel like that's a reason these drama shows are viewed so highly. People like these shows because they feature familiar elements to one another. That isn't to say drama in general is cliched, but that applies more to live-action. It seems that animated dramas embody tropes and cliches the most often, having just enough to be different. It is easy to draw parallels, whether it be romantic subplots, angst, all the like.

I can't reward anyone for writing dramas like these because chances are they didn't get these ideas on their own, they looked to other things and the only effort they made was making it different enough. You don't think about these things when you're young, but when you've seen enough programs and read enough stories, you're bound to see a lot of the same, and once you're able to single out cliches then you can never look at anything the same way.

As a side note, it really feels like this show takes itself more seriously than it should, playing most of its cliches entirely straight and playing them out to a T. Now, I understand mocking cliches is also a problem, if the issue is stated point blank for a meta joke, but with drama shows there's a big opportunity that I feel the show never seized. If a writer keeps to their comfort zone it just makes things worse, not poking fun at itself subtilely and reflecting a lack of self-awareness.

A very low barrier to pass

Keep in mind the darkest things Scooby-Doo has done was the original direct-to-video movies, save for Cyber Chase and Alien Invaders because those are more restrained compared to Witch's Ghost and Zombie Island, and maybe the live-action movies, though those were poised as being for older audiences bar those meddling executives and their pesky rabbit.

But that's for movies. In terms of television Scooby-Doo has maintained a comedic approach for better or worse. After so many years of more of the same people would be more accepting of a change, so of course they would take Mystery Incorporated in with open arms, especially given their appetite for drama. Who cares about the finer print on what happens, we got drama.

I feel like Mystery Incorporated didn't earn its following. It came out at a time we grew numb to the series as a whole, so this comes out of nowhere and catches us off guard. Now that we had time for the series to stick, at least for me I feel like this series aged like water, never changing, stagnating and becoming a veritable breeding ground for bacteria, and by bacteria, I mean the greater cartoon community, one that has a very specific palette for shows with obnoxious girls and things that take themselves way too seriously.

And in case you're doubting, discussion of the show became radio silent until Velma came out. Not doing anything? Remember that Thundercats cartoon from 2011? I mean yes because I did watch it when it was new, but for a time people forgot about it until Thundercats Roar came out. Nobody remembers these shows unless they could be used to weaponize against reboots, seeing it as an opportunity to promote some tripe, that's the only way anyone can conceivably bring a show back into the spotlight.

A truly great show can be brought up under any circumstance, so to see it used as an example of something being better and little else reflects how little the show has going for it.

How can they improve?

The big one, try to work harder to combat or subvert cliches associated with the genre, unless they play a big enough role to justify their existence. But if this isn't possible, cut them down however you could to those absolutely necessary.

Second, perhaps have Mystery Incorporated solve mysteries for the town, be relatively accepted by the community with their parents exhibiting understandable nerves because they tend to have risks attached. The fact the entire town looks down on Mystery Inc. for solving mysteries is unbelievably forced. If the mystery solving was poised as benefiting the town, maybe the serialized element could be put toward investigating town myths, rehabilitating a long going stigma and determining the fate of the original Mystery Inc.

If not, why not have that be the key reason why everyone's against the new Mystery Inc. nobody wants them to suffer the same fate and the people are concerned, not gratingly apathetic like they are here.

Third, be more self-aware. It's a risk, but if this show mocked common drama conventions then it could lead to a Shrek-like renaissance, maybe encourage writers to try something new, take a chance and encourage others to do the same. High risk, high reward.

Fourth, back on the original Mystery Incorporated, you can have Fred's fake dad be part of it, drop the Pericles and Mr. E bullshit and reveal he had contracted people to make fake mysteries for the sake of attracting tourism and using Mystery Inc. as a scapegoat to prevent litigation. If you really want Mr. E, have him be a mysterious contact to Fred's fake dad and imply him to be the one pulling the strings, perhaps play a part in Fred's fake dad being let off and you can wonder how many more people are part of a much bigger thing, rather than just a generic vow to stop the bad guy.

Yes I saw the ending and it was underwhelming.


Final Thoughts

Even when it was new, even when I saw this on television for the first time, at most I was just intrigued with the nature of the show, but over the years things began to wear out for me. I began to draw parallels to other shows with similar elements and realized they're practically the same. A big reason I'm harsher toward animated dramas is because they're just as if not more shameless than most adult animated comedies in terms of how they handle their writing. Pure double standards as people praise animated dramas without a second thought, even when it seems like writers take the easy way a lot of the time, and no nobody would ever admit to something like that.

Mystery Incorporated isn't a bad series by any stretch, but it certainly isn't deserving of high regard, especially since it may very well be as cliched as Scooby-Doo shows before them, unremarkable, and best served as an example of what else you can watch other than Velma.

Watching Mystery Incorporated over Velma, you got the allegory already. I'd either watch Be Cool, Scooby-Doo, or go to those animated adult shows that Velma helped me learn to appreciate. And in spite of all of this, their contempt for the series, it's far from the worst Scooby-Doo thing ever, and I can say it with confidence as Return to Zombie Island exists, one that seeks to directly undermine itself whereas Velma lept without looking and did nothing to moderate itself.

Saturday, April 1, 2023

LTA: PIEGUYRULZ's Retirement

 Not too long ago PIEGUYRULZ formally announced his resignation from content creation. It seems he decided to wait to address this to avoid unjust speculation, and I give him credit on that, you always need to give things time when it comes to abandoning a platform so you can really think about whether or not you're making the right decision.

In his post, PIEGUY points out the exact reasons why he lost the desire to make content, with some key reasons being that the internet at large is unwelcome to particular opinions, how many degenerates the community holds (and not just Cosmodore, CC West may be even worse) and general stagnation. All justifiable reasons given the circumstances.

However, I do have one particular issue with one of his reasons. Yes, the internet is toxic when it comes to opinions, just go on Twitter, hiveminds and the like. My problem is that I feel like PIEGUY underestimates his own influence, and influence is a key factor to how toxicity begins, it's all about spreading the word and will of someone people deem to be the voice of a community.

And I'm saying this because whether PIEGUY intended this or not, he had a hand in fermenting toxicity. He played a big hand in the SpongeBob SquarePants fandom becoming toxic. Paul Tibbit was the one who made the tweet that started it all, and PIEGUY's discussion of it spread like wildfire, and now people become deeply obsessed with continuity, in a dumb cartoon. Boy, LambHoot and MoBros were ahead of the curve in the worst possible way.

I just find it kinda insulting he would claim toxicity as one of many reasons why he is quitting, when he contributed to destroying any good faith the SpongeBob fandom had by inspiring the Stephen's wishes bullshit. It's always important to have your nose to the grindstone when you have a community hinging on your every word, because while you don't know it, someone else might and hold it against you. People had gotten away with indirectly changing communities for the worst, and I feel like PIEGUY either didn't realize it or was in his right mind and assumed he did the right thing.

MoBros is the reason people made those spergy rants about new SpongeBob episodes, and PIEGUY is the reason people are so concerned with SpongeBob continuity, Paul Tibbit was the ball, PIEGUY was the shove that got it rolling, and I feel like that is something few people ever discussed.

I'm sorry for going off like this, but stuff like that reflects a lack of genuine connection to a community and ignorance over how much influence one has because the positives drown them out. The point is to reflect on one's experience and understand how big your supporters made you. PIEGUY's lack of evolution in creation reflect that he never did this for growth, which is a double edged sword. It can make you humble, but when you hit a certain size you need to understand the impact you hold.

PIEGUY left humbly, but I doubt he knows the true extent of his contributions to the community, particularly the bad. If he uses toxicity as a point, it seems like he held little self-awareness for how he could've contributed to it intentionally or not.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Reflections on My Break

I had decided to take a break from social media, particularly sites that were either the most bothersome and see what it can do for my mental state. I certainly feel better, but I question if I may slip again. If anything, I may just take periodic breaks to keep myself balanced. I'm gonna be saying stuff that may come off as repetitive and petty, but I just want to get this out of my system, and hopefully give you some context to my behavior the past few days. I’m going to hopefully give you a better idea what got this going.

In my time gone, I have also reflected on my behavior before then. When I get into something, I tend to go all in, and a majority of the time I act like an asshole. To those reading this, if I had given you shit before, I'm sorry to most of you. What I mean is, to those I was a dick toward that I came at first, I'm sorry, but to those who responded in a relatively toxic fashion, it's complicated. The best way to respond to a douchebag is to do so in equal measure, so I got what I paid for, and I'm sure they just moved on right away.

What drove me to most of what I did, at least on Twitter, was negativity. I've rarely seen anything of the other extreme, so I just found myself responding to posts or those relevant to a current situation, and one big situation in particular was TheMysteriousMrEnter, but I won't go into what he did as I'm sure everyone is already sick to death of it. For what I did, it wasn't in defense of the review, it was the fact that it was difficult to express an opinion going against the majority without getting slammed for it. I saw it happen to one guy, and even after he removed the tweet, people still went at him, including bigger figures in the community.

Where I stand with it, I do agree the point was absurd, my issue is how quickly it was ran into the ground and that it can act like a free pass for just about anyone. I’m getting mixed signals by people bringing up his past fuck ups to try and justify that frenzy, that tells me they’re not doing it to be funny. That’s not my scene, at least I don’t want it to be. I can’t find humor in i, anymore at least.

It's silly, but when you realize people you look up to or those poised as being friendlier members of a community, or perhaps those who have gotten away with degeneracy just because they share the same opinions as the community at large, it gets kinda depressing, you can get away with just about anything as long as you meet proper criteria. There's also nothing anyone can really do about it, just because it doesn't seem fair that doesn't mean I suddenly have permission to go after people.

I didn't handle this well at all, and I found myself annoying people more often then not. I'm not gonna blame anyone for not telling me how they felt sooner, I'm just gonna accept where I went wrong and try to be better about it. It was there that I decided I wanted to take a break from social media, I came to the conclusion after having a little time to reflect on my behavior that day, and thus I would take the next two weeks off to decompress.

One thing that really proved important in helping me get over my frankly petty animation gripes was an underlying truth to Enter. He takes the good with the bad, then there's the bigger picture. Even in spite of all of the bullshit, he is still posting videos, survived multiple controversies and is just still going. Only thing stopping him is a loss of interest, or his channel, whatever may come first. I think he grew desensitized to a lot of stuff occurring to or around him and everyone just pulls the weight.

If these things don't bother him, why should I let it bother me? Rather than take the negative and go after strangers on the internet over a difference in opinion, when I could take the positive and laugh at how they're still trying to justify laughter through clenched teeth? I got over it, and I can only hope I can start the new year with a positive outlook.

Also, for those of you wondering where I stand with Turning Red, I still don't like the movie, but if you do, that's fine. I’m gonna steer clear of it the best I can, I’m not gonna harp on people who like it going forward, I already get the idea behind the drama so I have no interest in seeing videos about it, I already get the idea, and it's not gonna change my mind. I don't like the movie, better yet, I have no desire to watch it knowing that I won;t like it, and it was well before the situation occurred. I won't pick fights and I'll try to be better about my perspectives. For YouTube, if I see any videos about it, I'm just gonna assume they came out when Enter's video was new, and that Twitter is the only place pushing it. I won’t go further than that.

Now, this is no guarantee that I'm gonna be perfect the entire year, we all fuck up every now and again. If anything, I may take periodic breaks, maybe not from the internet entirely but just relegating myself to areas assuredly positive. Also need to remind myself not to go on Twitter or search certain people on YouTube, it may cause my brain cells to shrink. But on Twitter, I'm giving everyone weeks notice to add me on Discord or follow me anywhere else before I shut the account down, already putting it to a vote. YouTube can be annoying with what it shows in recommendations or searches, but the moment I stop using Twitter, it's as if a weight's lifted.

Thanks for reading, let’s see what 2023 has to offer.